I'm Not Me

May 27

Bill: Hey you it's Bill and...
Tom: ...fabulous Tom.
Bill: We just wanna let you know that Tom and me saw the eclipse-
Tom: No, i missed it you fucker, you haven't called me!
Bill: Oh you-
Tom: I missed it, i haven't seen it!
Bill: Oh, whatever so i saw it, it's been right up (?) in malibu beach, like directly at the beach. It's been amazing, i had a fantastic view and ja, i think..-
Tom: Ja, a **** and i missed it.
Bill: And i didn't know before like the people just called me and i went out and it was beautiful.
Tom: I have to wait like for... how long? Like 60 years or something?
Bill: I don't know ja i think the last time was 18 years ago so uhm...
Tom: Great!
Bill: Very unusual and uhm ja i loved it. So i wanna know have you guys seen it and did you take any pictures? Let us know in the fan-mailbox. Bye bye!
Tom: Bye.